cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

(via willshackley)

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via speedracher)

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I did not intend to get this drunk Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via theirishghost)

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